Rzly Rant: Archive

Nov 28th

Apr 14th

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Apr 13th

WHAT FLAVOUR IS MOUNTAIN DEW?

twizzlersandcameras: einsteinisgawd: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS DEW PLEASE TELL ME. Oh yeah, btw’s how awesome is this. jus’ sayin.

Apr 13th

27 notes

Apr 5th

Doctor Thugnificent:

You should watch a show called Dexter. It’s about a serial killer blood analyst. I think you’ll like it like Cort and I enjoy weeds.

Mar 28th

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Super High Me

doctorthugnificent: I just watched this. I am now even more convinced that pot is amazing. Colt has no idea how fucking high we are about to get on Monday. wait… what? Also, great movie. Seen it a few times myself.

Mar 28th

Mar 26th

i'm huuuuungry.

maggieeeeee: shamelessfuck: maggieeeeee: shamelessfuck: maggieeeeee: i feel like cooking up a storm in the kitchen. any suggestions? ummmm hot cakes!!!! girl, what in the world are hot cakes? pancakes. that are hot. ohhhhhh. well. yeah, i suppose that makes sense. ha. how about belgian waffles?

Mar 26th

6 notes

lol honey nut cooters.

Mar 26th

Mar 25th

Mar 24th

GOD FUCKING FINALLY.

imarealboi: jesus christ. get your shit in gear and stop being such a lazy FUCK. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU GUYS AND EVERYTHING, BUT YOU HAVE A SMALL RESPONSIBILITY RIGHT NOW. and i’m sorry that i was the one that fucked up and this is how it had to be. but believe me, i’m working on it so i dont have to rely on you anymore. …really? So i decide to sleep and now I’m a lazy fuck? Did you...

Mar 24th

6000th post.

imarealboi: i am going to have the best night ever tonight. maggie is coming over. she is staying the night with me. i’m waking up to her tomorrow. i’m out of here tumblr, i love you =] love you too kiddo.

Mar 22nd

This is what I hate

about some women. Thank god not all of you are like this… http://www.dearcoketalk.com/post/459147913/on-how-to-beat-an-xbox

Mar 22nd

imarealboi

Since I am Lord Voldemort, I can post 100% of whatever the fuck I want. Tumblr eats your posts for breakfast, but I eat TUMBLRS FOR BREAKFAST! Sincerely Yours, rzly =]

Mar 22nd

Mar 21st

I had an interesting thought this evening...

For the past few weeks, I’ve been studying and practicing a new philosophy and I’ve come to a realization. So many people spend their whole lives trying to see into the future so they can prepare and plan for what will occur. But if one wants to influence the future, one must first stop looking into the future, because there is simply not enough time in the day to see the future...

Mar 21st

Mar 20th

is incredibly disappointed...

But it’s not really disappointment because, really, I knew this is what you’d do all along. Figures…

Mar 20th

damn you tumblr...

why do you keep saying there’s a new post when in reality, there is not?

Mar 20th

Mar 19th

I ain't gonna work on Maggie's Farm no more...

No, I ain’t gonna work on Maggie’s Farm no more… Well I’ve tried my best, to be just like I am. But everybody wants you to be just like them.

Mar 19th

fuckyeahsweetmusic: New Divide / Linkin Park ...

Mar 19th

I could see you home with me...

But you were with another man. I know we ain’t got much to say Before I let you get away, yeah. I said, “Are you gonna be my girl”?

Mar 19th

But if you really want to laugh...

Why don’t you try and… make yourself?

Mar 19th

And I speak to you like the chorus to the verse

Chop another line like a coda with a curse I want something else… to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life…

Mar 19th

So i'm upgrading to windows 7...

wish me luck. if i’m not back in like… an hour or so, i might not come back…

Mar 19th

colt:

maggieeeeee: rzly: maggieeeeee: i promise i know how to take a joke. swear :) I’m sure you do, I just don’t want amanda to get in trouble on account of me. She gets incredibly irritable when she isn’t getting laid lol… all shall be fixed soon, no worries ;) worries? NEVAR!

Mar 19th

colt:

maggieeeeee: i promise i know how to take a joke. swear :) I’m sure you do, I just don’t want amanda to get in trouble on account of me. She gets incredibly irritable when she isn’t getting laid lol…

Mar 19th

Funny Convo...

maggieeeeee: rzly: [2:25:00 AM] amanda swaney: you are too cute. [2:25:02 AM] amanda swaney: it kills me [2:25:11 AM] amanda swaney: nice underwear too lol [2:25:14 AM] Colt Burris: lol [2:25:16 AM] amanda swaney: hahah just kidding [2:25:18 AM] Colt Burris: wat? [2:25:19 AM] amanda swaney: wrong convo [2:25:21 AM] amanda swaney: hahahahha [2:25:23 AM] Colt Burris: HAHAHAHA BAHAHAHA...

Mar 19th

Funny Convo...

[2:25:00 AM] amanda swaney: you are too cute. [2:25:02 AM] amanda swaney: it kills me [2:25:11 AM] amanda swaney: nice underwear too lol [2:25:14 AM] Colt Burris: lol [2:25:16 AM] amanda swaney: hahah just kidding [2:25:18 AM] Colt Burris: wat? [2:25:19 AM] amanda swaney: wrong convo [2:25:21 AM] amanda swaney: hahahahha [2:25:23 AM] Colt Burris: HAHAHAHA

Mar 19th